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Generative AI fields now available in ECS allowing parity and compatibility with OTel
Originally from elastic.co/blog/feed
August 15, 2025 ‱ Roasted by Marcus "Zero Trust" Williams Read Original Article

Oh, wonderful. "Generative AI fields now available in ECS." I've been waiting for this. Truly. I was just thinking to myself this morning, "You know what our meticulously structured, security-hardened logging schema needs? A firehose of non-deterministic, potentially malicious, and completely un-auditable gibberish piped directly into its core." Thank you for solving the problem I never, ever wanted to have.

This is a masterpiece. A masterclass in taking a stable concept—a common schema for observability—and bolting an unguided missile to the side of it. You’re celebrating parity and compatibility with OTel? Fantastic. So now, instead of just corrupting our own SIEM, we have a standardized, open-source method to spray this toxic data confetti across our entire observability stack. It's not a feature; it's a self-propagating vulnerability. You’ve achieved synergy between a dictionary and a bomb.

Let’s walk through this playground of horrors you've constructed, shall we?

You've added fields like llm.request.prompt and llm.response.content. How delightful. So, you're telling me we're now officially logging, indexing, and retaining—in what's supposed to be our source of truth—the following potential attack vectors:

And the best part? You're framing this as a win for "compatibility." Compatibility with what? Chaos? You've built a beautiful, paved superhighway for threat actors to drive their garbage trucks right into the heart of our monitoring systems.

Allowing parity and compatibility with OTel

This line is my favorite. It reads like a compliance manager’s suicide note. You think this is going to pass a SOC 2 audit? Let me paint you a picture. I'm the auditor. I’m sitting across the table from your lead engineer. My question is simple: "Please demonstrate your controls for ensuring the integrity, confidentiality, and availability of the data logged in these new llm fields."

What's the answer? "Well, Marcus, we, uh... we trust the model not to go rogue."

Trust? Trust? It’s in my name, people. There is no trust! There is only verification. How do you verify the output of a non-deterministic black box you licensed from a third party whose training data is a mystery wrapped in an enigma and seasoned with the entire content of Reddit? This isn't a feature; it's a signed confession. It's a pre-written "Finding" for my audit report, complete with a "High-Risk" label and a frowny face sticker. Every one of these new fields is a future CVE announcement. CVE-2025-XXXXX: Remote Code Execution via Log-Injected AI-Generated Payload. I can see it now.

Thank you for writing this. It’s been a fantastic reminder of why my job exists and why I drink my coffee black, just like the future of your security posture.

I will not be reading your blog again. I have to go bleach my hard drives.