Where database blog posts get flame-broiled to perfection
Oh, wonderful. "Generative AI fields now available in ECS." I've been waiting for this. Truly. I was just thinking to myself this morning, "You know what our meticulously structured, security-hardened logging schema needs? A firehose of non-deterministic, potentially malicious, and completely un-auditable gibberish piped directly into its core." Thank you for solving the problem I never, ever wanted to have.
This is a masterpiece. A masterclass in taking a stable conceptâa common schema for observabilityâand bolting an unguided missile to the side of it. Youâre celebrating parity and compatibility with OTel? Fantastic. So now, instead of just corrupting our own SIEM, we have a standardized, open-source method to spray this toxic data confetti across our entire observability stack. It's not a feature; it's a self-propagating vulnerability. Youâve achieved synergy between a dictionary and a bomb.
Letâs walk through this playground of horrors you've constructed, shall we?
You've added fields like llm.request.prompt and llm.response.content. How delightful. So, you're telling me we're now officially logging, indexing, and retainingâin what's supposed to be our source of truthâthe following potential attack vectors:
llm.response.content is a 20-megabyte string of unicode chaos characters, malformed JSON, or a perfectly crafted XML bomb? You're not just logging text; you're logging a potential DoS attack against every downstream system that has to parse this garbage.And the best part? You're framing this as a win for "compatibility." Compatibility with what? Chaos? You've built a beautiful, paved superhighway for threat actors to drive their garbage trucks right into the heart of our monitoring systems.
Allowing parity and compatibility with OTel
This line is my favorite. It reads like a compliance managerâs suicide note. You think this is going to pass a SOC 2 audit? Let me paint you a picture. I'm the auditor. Iâm sitting across the table from your lead engineer. My question is simple: "Please demonstrate your controls for ensuring the integrity, confidentiality, and availability of the data logged in these new llm fields."
What's the answer? "Well, Marcus, we, uh... we trust the model not to go rogue."
Trust? Trust? Itâs in my name, people. There is no trust! There is only verification. How do you verify the output of a non-deterministic black box you licensed from a third party whose training data is a mystery wrapped in an enigma and seasoned with the entire content of Reddit? This isn't a feature; it's a signed confession. It's a pre-written "Finding" for my audit report, complete with a "High-Risk" label and a frowny face sticker. Every one of these new fields is a future CVE announcement. CVE-2025-XXXXX: Remote Code Execution via Log-Injected AI-Generated Payload. I can see it now.
Thank you for writing this. Itâs been a fantastic reminder of why my job exists and why I drink my coffee black, just like the future of your security posture.
I will not be reading your blog again. I have to go bleach my hard drives.