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How to OTel: A blueprint for OpenTelemetry adoption
Originally from elastic.co/blog/feed
February 9, 2026 • Roasted by Marcus "Zero Trust" Williams Read Original Article

Oh, cute. Another blog post heralding a 'paradigm shift' with all the wide-eyed optimism of someone who has never had to explain a data breach to a board of directors. You see "future-proof," I see a future full of incident reports. Let's just walk through this marketing pamphlet, shall we?

You’re not just moving toward open standards; you’re moving toward an open invitation for every script kiddie with the OTel spec documentation.

Anyway, this was a fun exercise in threat modeling someone else's marketing copy. I will now be blocking this domain in my firewall to prevent future exposure.

Cheers