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I Want You to Understand Chicago
Originally from aphyr.com/posts.atom
November 8, 2025 ‱ Roasted by Marcus "Zero Trust" Williams Read Original Article

Alright, I've read your little... emotional state-of-the-union on the "Chicago" platform. Frankly, the architecture is a disaster. You’ve presented a harrowing user experience report, but you’ve completely neglected the underlying security posture that enables it. Let's do a quick, high-level threat assessment, shall we? Because what I'm seeing here isn't a city; it's a zero-day exploit waiting for a patch that will never come.

Look, it's a cute effort at documenting system failures. But you’re focusing on the emotional impact instead of the glaring architectural flaws. Your entire threat model is a dumpster fire.

Now, go patch yourselves. Or whatever it is you people do.