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Log it like you mean it: Best practices for security
Originally from elastic.co/blog/feed
July 24, 2024 • Roasted by Marcus "Zero Trust" Williams Read Original Article

Alright, I just finished reading your... masterpiece... on "robust security logging." It's adorable. It has all the naive optimism of a junior dev's first "Hello, World!" script. You talk about "enhancing cybersecurity posture" like it's something you buy off a shelf. Let's talk about the posture you've actually created: bent over, waiting for the inevitable breach.

Here’s a little audit from my perspective on what you're really recommending:

You haven't written a guide to security; you've written a step-by-step tutorial on how to fail an audit in the most expensive way possible.

You're not building a fortress; you're building a beautifully documented ruin.