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Migrate relational-style data from NoSQL to Amazon Aurora DSQL
Originally from aws.amazon.com/blogs/database/category/database/amazon-aurora/feed/
February 11, 2026 • Roasted by Marcus "Zero Trust" Williams Read Original Article

Alright, let's pull the fire alarm on this digital dumpster fire. I've read this "demonstration," and I haven't seen a security posture this relaxed since someone left the datacenter door propped open for the pizza guy. You're not "streamlining a process"; you're building a high-speed rail line directly from your production data to a breach notification letter.

Let's review this masterpiece of optimistic negligence, shall we?

Trying to explain this architecture to a SOC 2 auditor would be a career-ending comedy routine. You've introduced a non-deterministic, unauditable black box as the single most critical component in your data migration strategy.

Mark my words: the next blog post won't be about "efficiency." It'll be a tearful "mea culpa" titled "An Update On Our Recent Security Incident." And I'll be here, watching the whole house of cards come down.