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Migrate to Freedom: Choosing a Truly Open Source PostgreSQL Operator
Originally from percona.com/blog/feed/
December 30, 2025 • Roasted by Marcus "Zero Trust" Williams Read Original Article

Ah, another blog post heralding the "new era" of open source, which always, coincidentally, paves the way for selling me a supposedly superior, proprietary-adjacent solution. Let's peel back this onion of optimistic marketing and see the rotten, vulnerable core, shall we? You're not reinventing database management; you're just inventing new and exciting ways to get breached.

Honestly, at this point, just go back to chiseling transactions onto stone tablets. It’s probably easier to secure.