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Well, isn't this just a delightful piece of aspirational fiction? I have to applaud the marketing team at MongoDB. Truly, it takes a special kind of bravery to write a press release about a feature you then immediately warn people not to use in production for another two years. It's a bold strategy.
It’s just so refreshing to see a company tackle the "encryption in use" problem with such… enthusiasm. You claim this is an "industry-first in use encryption technology." And I believe it! Because who else would be so bold as to build what is essentially a high-performance leakage-as-a-service platform and call it a security feature? It's like inventing a new type of parachute that works by slowing your descent with a series of small, decorative holes. The aesthetics are groundbreaking!
I’m particularly enamored with the claim that this protects data "at rest, in transit, and in use." It's a beautiful trinity. And by "in use," you apparently mean "while being actively probed for its contents through clever inference attacks." Because let's be clear: if I can run a substring query for "diabetes" on your encrypted data, the data is no longer opaque. You haven't protected the PII; you've just built an oracle. An attacker doesn't need to decrypt the whole record; they just need to ask the right questions. “Hey MongoDB, which of these encrypted blobs corresponds to a patient with a gambling addiction and a Swiss bank account?” You're not selling a vault; you're selling a very polite librarian who will fetch sensitive books but won't let you check them out. The damage is already done.
And the best part? "without any changes to the application code." Oh, the sheer elegance of it! You've simply shifted the entire attack surface to a magical, black-box driver that's now responsible for… well, everything. Key management, query parsing, cryptographic operations, probably making the coffee too. What could possibly go wrong with a single, complex component that, if compromised or misconfigured, instantly negates the entire security model? It's not a feature; it's a single point of catastrophic failure gift-wrapped with a bow.
Let's look at these "innovative" use cases you've so helpfully provided. They read less like solutions and more like a prioritized list of future CVEs:
smi*, smit*, smith* and watch the response timings to reverse-engineer your client list. It's a side-channel attack so obvious, you've advertised it as a feature.To fully protect sensitive data and meet compliance requirements, organizations need the ability to encrypt data in use...
This statement is true. What you've built, however, is a compliance nightmare masquerading as a solution. I can already see the SOC 2 audit report. Finding 1: "The client utilizes a 'queryable encryption' feature in public preview, which leaks data patterns through query responses, making it susceptible to inference attacks. The vendor itself recommends against production use until 2026." How do you think that's going to go over? You're not helping people pass audits; you're giving auditors like me a slam dunk.
Look, it's a very brave little proof-of-concept. I'm genuinely impressed by the cryptographic research. But presenting this as a solution to "strengthen data protection" is like trying to patch a sinking ship with a wet paper towel. It shows effort, I guess.
Keep at it. Maybe by 2026, you'll have figured out how to do this without turning your database into a sieve. It’s a cute idea. Really. Now, run along and try not to leak any PII on your way to General Availability.