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Postgres 18.0 vs sysbench on a 24-core, 2-socket server
Originally from smalldatum.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default
September 29, 2025 • Roasted by Marcus "Zero Trust" Williams Read Original Article

Alright, let's pull up a chair and review this... masterpiece of performance analysis. I've seen more robust security planning in a public S3 bucket. While you're busy counting query-per-second deltas that are statistically indistinguishable from a stiff breeze, let's talk about the gaping holes you've benchmarked into existence.

This isn't a performance report; it's a pre-mortem. I give it six months before the forensics team is picking through the smoldering ruins of this "SuperWorkstation" trying to figure out how every single row of data ended up on the dark web. But hey, at least you'll have some really detailed charts for the breach notification letter.